Lillie The Pink Traditional CHORUS: OH, I'll drink and drink and drink To Lillie the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race She invented, Medicinal Compound With applications in every case Now heres a story, a little bit gory A little bit happy, a little bit sad Of Lillie the Pink, and her Medicinal Compound And how it drove her to the bad Well Ebeneezer thought he was Julius Caesar So they put him in a home Then they gave him Medicinal Compound And now he's Emperor of Rome Chorus Paddy Klinger, the Opera singer Could break a glass with his voice to save Rubbed his tonsils with Medicinal Compound Now they break glasses o'er his head Chorus Tinny Hammer, had a terrible stammer He could hardly say a word And so they gave him Medicinal Compound And now he's seen and never heard Chorus Uncle Paul, he was very small, he Was the shortest man in town Rubbed his body with Medicinal Compound Now he weighs only half a pound Chorus Lilly died and went to heaven All the church bells they did ring She took Her Medicinal Compound Hark the Herald Angels sing Chorus x 2